Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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