But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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