I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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