I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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