So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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