goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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