i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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