OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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