hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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