So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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