Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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