nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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