you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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