I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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