talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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