Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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