That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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