Nicole vs. Life
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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