areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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