Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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