Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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