we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Do plants get herpes?
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