Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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