i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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