She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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