That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My dick has a subreddit
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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