The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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