I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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