But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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