A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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