i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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