If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Sorry my hands just texted you
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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