I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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