he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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