I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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