i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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