Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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Goodbee
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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