But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was CRYING into my vagina
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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