Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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