How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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