dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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