oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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