By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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