You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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