Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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