Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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a search helicopter?!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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