Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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