Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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