a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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