i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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